Deadpool X Male!Reader -3- Uh-Oh

"(y/n), dinner!" Caitlyn yelled through your door. You were in the middle playing Mortal Combat with Deadpool, because well..he wanted to. You've stayed in your room with him since breakfast and you figured 'why not?' considering all you did on normal days in summer was mess around on Skype with Kayden or read. Your Xbox, Playstation, all of your game systems along with their games had went untouched by your finger for two years..until now.

You were a boy, and you had lost interest in video games, aside from the laptop you owned..hacking and shit like that you took interest in.

Your parents called you strange.

Caitlyn called you a freak.

You took it all as a compliment, considering you liked to be different.

~ ~ Flashback to a random day of last year ~ ~

"(y/n), we need to talk." Your father said to you, walking into your room and sitting at the edge of your bed.

"Hm?" You hummed, fiddling around with a computer editing software that just finished installing. "You haven't laid a finger on your game systems. Why don't you come over here and you and I could play Mortal Combat, eh?" He said trying to coax you into playing that fighting game you oh so hated.

"Nah, I'm good." Your father just stared at you. "Common. It'll be fun?" He said standing up and walking over to your TV.

"No."

"Please?"

"No dad."

"Kayden is the only one that plays everything, why don't you give it all to him then?!" He shouted.

"His parents are too strict, they don't let him own any game systems at his house, besides if he was allowed, I would've have given them to him already!" You countered.

"Fine." He said huffing and walking out of the room.

You just rolled your eyes and turned your attention back to the computer screen.

~ ~ End flashback ~ ~

You looked back on it and thought. 'Maybe I should have played with him that one time..'

Sighing, you turned your attention towards Deadpool as he groaned loudly, then to the screen.

'Player 1 Wins'.

Wow, you weren't even paying attention and you still won.

Huh.

Deadpool stared at you and you wiggled your eyebrows suggestively, rubbing it in.

"Whelp, time for dinner." Getting up, you stretched, cracking your back. Deadpool got up as well.

"Not you." You laughed and furrowed your eyebrows as something came to mind. "Sit." You said suddenly, pointing to the ground.

Deadpool sat immediately in a crouching stance. This made you giggle, rolling your eyes, you walked out of the room and down to the kitchen.

As soon as you were gone, Deadpool knocked on his head. "He has a nice ass and off the chain gaming skills."

~ ~ ~ Back to you ~ ~ ~

It was halfway through dinner and there was just silence.

Every night it was like this.

"So.." Your dad spoke up. Huh, it was usually your mom who started off conversations.

"I heard you playing that game.." He continued.

All eyes were now on you.

Joy.

"Really?" Mom and Caitlyn said in unison. "Yeah.." You coughed. "Uhm, a friend got me back into video games." A smile unknowingly tugged at your lips.

"Great! Hows about me and you go and play a round of something after dinner?" He said happily.

"No." You blurted out. No one must find out about Deadpool.

"Oh..alright." He responded a little hurt. Now you felt kinda bad. Caitlyn and mom just began scarfing down food, feeling the tense atmosphere.

"Sorry.." You quickly excused yourself and hurried back up to your room--but not before taking a few extra biscuits.

Once you got up to the hallway you heard Wade talking. Rising up on your tip toes, you sneaked over to your door and peeked inside.

He  was talking to himself.

"White and yellow box." You whispered.

You scooted away from the door, off to the side and slid down the wall. Not like you trying to eavesdrop or anything..

Maybe.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Time Skip a half an hour ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

After a while of hearing useless conversation, you stood up and walked into the room, throwing Wade a few of the biscuits.

Thanking you, he gladly ate them.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Time Skip some hours ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

It was now 4:00 in the morning and you could barely hold your eyes open.

"Wadeeeee."

"Whatttttt?"

"I'm tireddddd."

"Can I--"

"You aren't sleeping with me." You said lazily walking over to your bed, away from the game you and him were playing. As you walked away, you heard him mumble something under his breath, you just grinned like an idiot.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Another time skip ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

About an hour later, you opened your eyes, got up, and walked over sitting down next to Deadpool whom was still playing Mortal Combat.

Holy crap.

"I thought you went to bed." He said, pausing the game and looking to you. You just waved your hand. "I can't sleep.." You groaned, wobbling as you sat.

"You can lean against me until you fall asleep.." You turned your head to look at him, a very light blush creeped up onto your face. Thank god the room was dark to the point where he hopefully couldn't see it. The only light in the room was coming from your TV as it lit up a portion of the small area.

You didn't want to lean against him..but apparently your body didn't want to listen to your mind as you slowly leaned over and fell against his shoulder.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Time skip to morning, don't you just love all these time skips? ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Mind waking up before your eyes even opened, you felt warm and safe. Your (e/c) orbs finally opened and your body's senses awakened as well. As you came to, you felt a pair of arms around your waist, your eyes glided down and you spotted Deadpool's arms.

Your shivered and rolled over, hoping it was just a dream.

But no.
You came face to mask with him once again and screamed.

A horrible idea, because not to mention you were on your bed...at the edge of it.

Deadpool screamed as well, and you freaked out, causing your body to spazz and you both fell over, off the bed.

Clenching your eyes shut, you landed with a thump. After a few moments you opened your eyes slowly, you were still met with his mask..He was on top of you, and it looked like he was pinning you to the ground.

Let's just say you were freaking out to your full extent on the inside. 'Ohgodohgodohgodohgod' was all that was running through your mind and you blushed heavily as Wade inched closer..closer..closer..

"(y/n), I--" Kayden opened the door to your room, stopping in mid sentence as he saw you two.

Both yours and Deadpool's heads snapped towards him as he just stood in the doorway and stared, wide eyed.